Paparazzi Millionaire

Fast Money, Funny Job
Have you ever wondered what the hell you are doing in your day job? Day after day of drudgery and tedium only to have the prospect of looking forward to it all over again the next day. Don't get me started on the money. How in the heck are you going to have a reasonable lifestyle on the "drip feed" system they put us on. They feed you enough to keep a roof over your head and fed. Beyond that everything is tight. I remember coming home every night and on week ends dog tired. Like physically exhausted. I did that for over 10 years including my aprenticeship, it was soul destroying work that never seemed to end. I could look forward to another half a century of this torture as the rest of my life looked pretty bleak. I thought about starting my own business and so forth, but as I've already learned, most business people find that running your own business involves taking a big pay cut and a huge increase in head aches and responsibilities.
 
I resigned myself to the fact that this was my station in life and I would make the best of it. One night me and my buddies went out on the town and we went to an upmarket club where we nearly didn't get in but we slipped the door chick a $50 and she let us in. This act, of bribing the security at entrance was a spontaneous idea. It's nothing new, but not the type of thing I usually do. That night, when I made that sponataneous gesture of bribery, I started a chain of events that led to my current future.
 
The second thing that happened that night almost by accident is that I had a chance to flirt with Paris Hilton. Nothing serious, she was goofin of with her friends and I said hi and told her she looked great tonight. No big deal but it was momentous!. The final thing that happened was directly responsible for my finding enough courage to quit my job and start earning an enourmous living as a Paparazzi.
 
I bumped into a paparazzi photographer that night in this up market establishment. I bought him a drink and he told me about the business. About how long he had been in it and how much he had made so far. He told me his experiences and I was feeding him drinks all night just so he wouldn't stop talking to me about this. He told me how easy it is to get a picture, a money shot. How quick you get paid and where to sell your property. He told me about the typical places he haunts to get his bread and butter shots. He talked about the life style and the travel. He talked about the experiences he had and how to avoid pissing of the more explosive celebrities and still get the money shot. He was really helpful and Jim Evans is a close friend of mine today.

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